The final broadcast . est. the end
The Last Puppet Show On Earth
An adult puppet show transmitting from a house on a hill. We are here to have fun, but above all else, to swan dive into the spiritual meat grinder of life. Watch before the lights go out.
Why are we here?
> The purpose of this show is bigger than a dopamine hit. We aim for a dopamine explosion.
> We don't know why we're here, but it must be cuz you slippin cuh. We made a show because we're trapped in a house on a hill, we're too little to drive, and when we walk around outside people get scared and call the police.
> When we piece things together here, it don't look good. You peeperz better pull it together soon or else you're gonna start over. We can help if you watch. If you don't, we warned you.
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