I don’t need a whole chicken arm on my plate. #funnyshorts #comedyshorts

PSA: When I’m at a restaurant, I’m not here for the full farm-to-table experience. I don’t need to wrestle with a whole chicken arm on my plate. Seriously, where is that going? I just want to eat in peace—without a fight or a side of guilt for the poor bird... ... or animal... or whatever it was. . Chop it up, give me bite-sized pieces, and spare me the drama. Let me enjoy my meal without feeling like I need to apologize to the food. Is that too much to ask? I want chunks, not arms. Visit https://thelastpuppetshowonearth.com/ and follow us on all the channels. #comedy #puppetshow #commentary #satire #philosophy #puppets #funny #funnypuppets #funnyshorts