Inflation math but make it black mirror coded

They say inflation’s at 3%, but last time I checked, eggs are priced like caviar, and rent feels like a monthly hostage fee. Meanwhile, every grocery trip feels like you're making a down payment on life. But sure, keep telling us the economy's 'stable' while we’re all out here doing mental gymnastics to afford basic stuff. It’s like the math short-circuited and we’re stuck in this broken-ass loop. Inflation 3%? Yeah sure, bro. Tell that to my wallet. Visit https://thelastpuppetshowonearth.com/ and follow us on all the channels. #comedy #puppetshow #commentary #satire #inflation #inflationnation #mathaintmathing #economy