Sando Size Matters! What's with the 10 in. foot long?! #shrinkflation #inflation #short #jokes

Few things signaled the end times like the disappearance of the five dollar foot long. Things started to get fishy when people noticed it wasn't quite foot longy enough. Maybe it never was.... who knows? Maybe it was an illusion that we all needed to cling to that made us feel like hey... you know what.... the american dream is still alive..... I mean if it wasn't why would I have this sandwich here for five dollars? Thank the overlords for that time period in sammich history. Welcome to the Last Puppet Show on Earth. We hope that's not the case, but that's going to depend on all of you to ensure that. Start by liking this episode and subscribing to our channel, so you stay on top of our real-time broadcasts from the pod. We're puppets, you're puppets, we're all puppets, this puppet show is for puppets. There's no turning back now. Comedy, skits, improv, philosophy, satire, we do whatever we feel like doing. We don't answer to anyone. We're not on any side, we don't like either. If you're easily triggered move along. This show ain't for kids either. THIS IS NOT A KIDS SHOW LOL... Visit https://thelastpuppetshowonearth.com/ and follow us on all the channels. #comedy #puppetshow #commentary #satire #philosophy