The real issue nobody wants to talk about? Crusty bootays.

The real issue nobody wants to talk about? Crusty bootays. Yeah, we said it. Too many people out here are walking around with crusty butts and acting like TP’s got it covered. Spoiler alert: it doesn’t. Toilet paper is for drying, not wiping—it’s just spreading the mess. If you’re tired of rolling the dice with skid marks, it’s time to upgrade. Bidets, people! Because honestly, if you’re still relying on paper to do the heavy lifting, you're not doing any lifting at all you detty detty pig! You deserve better. We all deserve better... Clean bums, happy lives, no more excuses!" Visit https://thelastpuppetshowonearth.com/ and follow us on all the channels. #puppets #puppetshow #darkhumour #standupcomedy #comedy #commentary #satire #satirecomedy #funny #funnypuppets #funnyshorts